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As always
much love
Lauren
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I love Christmas, especially Christmas Music. We're putting up our tree tonight, and playing trivial pursuit, so i'd better brush up on my useless trivia. . heh. .
Love much!
Lauren
Sorry, I haven't had the energy to post, not that anyone cares, no one reads my xanga anyway, i've gotten like 5 comments over my last three posts. . Just five. . So here's a few funny jokes I found on Ebaum's.
Joke 1
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."
Joke 2
Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it... so she proceeded to wipe with that.
After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.
The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"
"That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that read:
"FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!"
Joke 3
Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got involved in a very passionate and energetic session in bed together.
Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and snuggled up close to each other.
After a short while, Sharon began tenderly stroking Peter's manhood. Surprised but appreciative, Peter comments, "Surely you can't be ready for more already?"
Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic, and I miss the days when I had mine."
Joke 4
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"
Just thought they were funny,
As always,
Much Love,
Lauren
Yesterday was amazing, went to the movies, saw The Goblet Of Fire, AMAZING! I loved it, I went with Jamie and Amanda, Barret was supposed to come, but he didn't get a ticket in time. So yeah, Since next week is afterall Thanks Giving Break, after five or so every evening I'll be home from the barn. SOOO If you wanted to do something! CALL ME! Everyone should have my number, and if you don't it's in past posts. feel free to gimme a ring. Any day but Thursday that is, but that's just common sense. Well i've gotta fly, so i'll be goin' now.
As always,
Much Love,
Lauren
You know what reallly fricking bothers me? Liars, effin' liars. Especially when they lie to me about something so stinkin' big as this, you know who you are, and I'm not going to disgrace you by writing your name. I'm not as heartless as you are. But because you lied to me about that, I will NEVER trust you again, never. Just know that you have not only lost my trust, you've lost a friend. You did this to yourself, but never fear, you can just drift away from your past like you do your friends. Because, I've already forgotten you. I forgive you, but I wont forget what you said. So, next time you even try and talk to me, just remember, as far as i'm concerned, nothing but lies are spilling from your lips.
Now, on a happier note, this coming Friday is gonna be so flippin' sweet! At precicely 6:50 pm, I'm going to be in the theater on opening night of the Harry Potter Movie with some seriously awsome people! And, i'm going in costume! I'm wearing a flowered nightgown over my jeans and a tee! Lol, I can't wait, one of my friends is going in a kilt and poncho! I can't stinking wait! It's gonna be amazing!
Gotta fly!
As Always,
Much Love,
Lauren
Don't have time for much of an update, i'm kinda grounded at the moment for checking my e-mail for an important message from someone. Whom shall remain nameless because their identity is none or business!
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As always,
Much Love
Lauren
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How You Life Your Life |
 You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness. You tend to avoid confrontation and stay away from sticky situations. You tend to have one best friend you hang with, as opposed to many aquaintences. Some of your past dreams have disappointed you, but you don't let it get you down. |
Today was the Rennissance festival. It was awsome! Absolutely awsome, wandering around barefoot, putting people in jail. It was fantastic. I worked Plinko and like, no one stinking played. . But that's okay, Zack and I beat one another with sticks at the jousting thing. It was fun. Not just the part that I got to hit Zack with a bamboo pole either. . Though, that was fantastic, also that since he put me into jail without any shoes. And the Jail was a horse trailer. So, even though it was cleaned out, well, you get it. Right? Yeah, it's crazy. . So when I put him in Jail, his cousin wouldn't let him out. Lol sweet revenge. But I gotta fly, i've gotta clean the kitchen before I go to bed. Lol yeah well ne who. OH! Hey, this is a message to all of my friends, TO ALL OF YOU THAT ARE INTERESTED ON NOVEMBER THE 18TH I'M GOING TO GO AND SEE HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE, IF YOU WANNA COME, PLEASE CALL ME! THIS WILL BE A BEFORE AND AFTER KINDA GET TOGETHER, LIKE DINNER THEN THE MOVIE! SO IF YOU WANNA GO, I NEED TO KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE WANNA GO. CALL ME ON MY CELL, 348-6533.
As always,
Much Love,
Lauren
OH MY STINKIN' GOSH! Saw 2 is AWSOME! Go and See it! It's amazing! Lol. I was so friggen scared. . You've gotta see it, but beware, they check Id's at both entrances. The front one and the one into the theatre. It's awsome. . . that;s all I can say about that. But anyways, I must watch more scary movies. I need more scary movies... They're like an addiction. . Yeah. . Who want's to go and see scary movies with me? I feel the need to have the pants scared off of me again. . .Lol, not literally of corse, I need to go back to the theater on the 18th, and if you don't know why, you should be shot. . and then have your eyes gouged out and then. . I'm just gonna stop there, too much Saw, it only seemed like moments passed, that's just how good it was! Wow, I can't stinkin' sleep. . i'm so wired and I've had no sugar whatsoever except for like one coke. . And that would have worn off. . Lol well anyways, i'm gonna fly. Toodles!
As Always,
Much Love
Lauren
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Renissance festival tomorrow! BE THERE! I'm working plinko from 10-11 PLEASE COME AND PLAY TO HELP US RAISE MONEY, WE"RE POOR!! It's at NBS and it's awsome. We're having a Lord and Lady knight Competition, COME AND PLAY!
Ever feel like you're losing touch with all the people you love, and have known forever? I can't help but thinking that all the people I love, and have known, are drifting apart. It's just so strange, because, i've known them so long. It's so strange. .I know I just said that. . But it's true. . Yeah, well ne who, i've gotta fly, it's just something that's been weighing on my heart.
As Always,
much love,
Lauren
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